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Continue reading →: Literary Speed Dating Part I: Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy
ME: Hey Mr. Darcy! whats up? DARCY: Hello Miss Gatewood. ME: do you mind if I call you Fitz.. or Willy? DARCY: Yes. ME: Oh, well, then… thank you Mr. Darcy for letting me interview you. Lets go ahead and get started with the first question: How old are you? DARCY:…
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Continue reading →: To Catch a Predator…
I am twin. Because twins are very time-consuming for a parents, my parentals waited six years before having my little brother. The sizable difference in age between my brother and I has always caused our relationship to be a bit strained. When I was in high school he wasn’t even in middle…
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Continue reading →: My Nick Cage Rant
It hasn’t been until recently that my strong and almost unwarranted hatred for Nicholas Cage has become so apparent. Why does this man, nominated for many awards and winner of an Academy Award, grind my gears? Why does the mere mention of his name set me on edge? Why have…


