Batir We Go

batir family shenanigans

Ramblings

  • As I sit in my very grown-up and professional cubicle at a prestigious Fortune 500 company, I can’t help feeling like I don’t belong. I may just be an intern, but I always thought that once I got to this stage in my life that I would feel accomplished, sure of myself, and well, like an adult. However, I Read more

  • ((SPOILER ALERT)) ME: Hi Neville! How are you? NEVILLE: I’m doing quite well, thanks. How ’bout yourself? ME: I’m great, thanks for asking. So let’s get this interview started, shall we? NEVILLE: Sure! ME: Well, first, I just want to say thanks for slaying Nagini with the sword of Gryffindor and thus saving all of us from Read more

  • Avatar = Pocahontas

    I found this and it made me laugh. I couldn’t agree more. Read more

  • ME: Hey Mr. Darcy! whats up? DARCY: Hello Miss Gatewood. ME: do you mind if I call you Fitz.. or Willy? DARCY: Yes. ME: Oh, well, then… thank you Mr. Darcy for letting me interview you. Lets go ahead and get started with the first question: How old are you? DARCY: I am a man of Read more

  • To Catch a Predator…

    I am twin. Because twins are very time-consuming for a parents, my parentals waited six years before having my little brother. The sizable difference in age between my brother and I has always caused our relationship to be a bit strained. When I was in high school he wasn’t even in middle school yet. As I enter Read more

  • My Nick Cage Rant

    It hasn’t been until recently that my strong and almost unwarranted hatred for Nicholas Cage has become so apparent. Why does this man, nominated for many awards and winner of an Academy Award, grind my gears? Why does the mere mention of his name set me on edge? Why have I created a graphical representation Read more